ignore the taco stain

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

theorganization:

damned—tonight:

.

hexephra:

mishollins:

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

silentswirls:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

mishollins:

Finish the sentence: Do me 

a favor and do me

a favor

and fucking do me

a favour

and then after that you’re going to fucking do me

a favor

#I’d say ‘that escalated quickly’#but actually it refused to escalate anywhere

sharingneedles:

I MADE A DIAGRAM OF ME

sharingneedles:

I MADE A DIAGRAM OF ME

gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

i honestly don’t remember doing that
me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)
hplyrikz:

Follow me on Twitter :)

hplyrikz:

Follow me on Twitter :)

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

grawly:

i wish i started watching this show sooner

Don’t understand why I keep finding so much blonde hair on my stuff. I am not blonde. Literally everyone in this house has hair darker than my future. Nobody gets close enough to me to get their hair on me
I don’t get it

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

awwww-cute:

It’s a 70 degree day in Seattle and yet my dog is melting

What a fuckn cutie

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

awwww-cute:

It’s a 70 degree day in Seattle and yet my dog is melting

What a fuckn cutie

officialtaylornation:

i hAVE NO CHILL