ignore the taco stain

I would like to give a formal apology to everyone named lennon because I always have and always will read it as lemon

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

image

I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

dishes-and-chores:

engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

Let us not forget

dishes-and-chores:

engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

Let us not forget

be-a-riot-grrrl:

don’t tell me that kids don’t internalize your racist bullshit bc they absolutely do

Do you ever wonder what will be in history books about us in 2000 years?

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

all-kristanna:

1-4victor-out:

All musicians know.


If you’re not a musician, you have NO idea how accurate and hysterical this is!

all-kristanna:

1-4victor-out:

All musicians know.

If you’re not a musician, you have NO idea how accurate and hysterical this is!

violentdeke:

I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes

violentdeke:

I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes

hadmatchingtowels:

casuallyxswift:

but that’s none of my business.

i snorted so loud omgg

whitebeltwriter:

leslieknope-s:

[x]

This needs more notes

whitebeltwriter:

leslieknope-s:

[x]

This needs more notes

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

kingdomkeepers365:

This is the one post on Tumblr that I literally will not allow myself to scroll past. Sometimes I dont even wanna reblog it anymore because its on my blog so many times, but I still do

baeddelshinsgirl:

justaguywitharrows:

Natalie Dormer is a fae and she’s going to lure you under the hill and string her harp with your heart

That’s an acceptable sacrifice.